“average person commits 3 war crimes a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person commits 0 war crimes per year. princess bubblegum, who lives in palace & commits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
if I were doctor who showrunner I would instigate a policy that every season should have one episode where the stakes are so low. like the worst possible outcome is our characters are incredibly embarrassed, just some good low stakes shenanigans (pranks, good-natured competition, etc) however I would also instigate a policy wherein every season should have one episode that lacks violence entirely but is still so wildly fucked up and unsettling that you are afraid to go to sleep that night and haunted by it for years to come. these two episodes CAN be back to back.
